NFL quarterback Michael Vick is facing federal charges for allegedly participating in illegal dogfighting, and now he's being hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by South Carolina inmate Jonathan Lee Riches, who says Michael stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran." Fox News reports:

The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.

“Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” Riches writes in the complaint.

Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.

Oh yeah, did I mention the lawsuit was written by hand? Jonathan Lee Riches sounds like he's got a rock solid case...LOL!

Vick cant get a break anywhere!

Mike Vick sued by fellow inmate for $63 Billion

<meta content="text/html;charset=UTF-8" http-equiv="content-type" /> <style type="text/css"> </style>Jonathan Lee Riches is well known in legal circles for his lawsuiits. Since January 2006, he has filed over one thousand lawsuits in federal district courts across the country. Among the more famous defendants of his lawsuits are New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick, President George W. Bush, Martha Stewart, NASCAR driver Jeff Gordon, Michael Vick, Steve Jobs, Perez Hilton, and Britney Spears. Many of his lawsuits have been dismissed as being "frivolous, malicious" or failing "to state a claim upon which any relief could be granted". The lawsuit against Michael Vick was dismissed by the Judge as "farcical," and :"clearly self-promotional."

He must have a lot of free time on his hands.

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Mike Vick sued by fellow inmate for $63 Billion

Mike Vick sued by fellow inmate for $63 Billion

Mike Vick sued by fellow inmate for $63 Billion

Mike Vick sued by fellow inmate for $63 Billion